我碰到的一樁趣事英文作文雙語版
原文：
A Funny Thing Happened to Me
A funny thing happened to me last Friday。 I'd gone to London to do some shopping。 I wanted to get some Christmas presents， and I needed to find some books for my course at school (you see， I'm a student)。 I caught an early train to London so by early afternoon I'd bought everything that I wanted。 Anyway， I'm not very fond of London， all the noise and traffic， and I'd made some arrangements for that evening。 So， I took a taxi to Waterloo station。 I can't really afford taxis， but I wanted to get the 3:30 train。 Unfortunately the taxi got stuck in a traffic jam， and by the time I got to Waterloo， the train had just gone。 I had to wait an hour for the next one。 I bought an evening newspaper the 'Standard'， and wandered over to the station buffet。 At that time of day it's nearly empty， so I bought a coffee and a packet of biscuits--chocolate biscuits。 I'm yew fond of chocolate biscuits。 There were plenty of empty tables and I found one near the window。 I sat down and began doing the crossword。 enjoy doing crossword puzzles。
After a couple of minutes a man sat down opposite me。 There was nothing special about him， except that he was very tall。 In fact he looked like a typical city businessman--you know， dark suit and briefcase。 I didn't say anything and I carried on with my crossword。 Suddenly he reached across the table， opened my packet of biscuits， took one， dipped it into his coffee and popped it into his mouth， I couldn't believe my eyes! I was too shocked to say any thing。 Anyway， I didn't want to make a fuss， so I decided to ignore it。 I always avoid trouble if I can。 I just took a biscuit myself and went back to my crossword。
When the man took a second biscuit， I didn't look up and I didn't make a sound。 I pretended to be very interested in the puzzle。 After a couple of minutes， I casually put out my hand， took the last biscuit and glanced at the man。 He was staring at me furiously。 I nervously put the biscuit in my mouth， and decided to leave。 I was ready to get up and go when the man suddenly pushed back his chair， stood up and hurried out of the buffet。 I felt very re。 lieved and decided to wait two or three minutes before going myself。 I finished my coffee， folded my newspaper and stood up。 And there， on the table， where my newspaper had been， was my packet of biscuits。
譯文：
我碰到的一樁趣事
上週五我碰到了一樁有趣的事。我去倫敦購物，想買些聖誕禮物，還想找些學校教程(你知道，我是名學生)。我趕了早班車去倫敦，這樣剛到下午我就已經買好了想買的一切。不管怎樣，我不喜歡倫敦，喧鬧且交通擁擠，而且那天晚上，我已經有了安排。於是我搭出租車去了滑鐵盧車站。其實我是搭不起出租車的，可我想趕上3：30的火車。不幸的是，計程車遇到了交通阻塞，等我到滑鐵盧的'時候，火車剛好離開。無奈，我只好等一 個小時乘下一趟。我買了一份晚報《標準報》，然後逛到了車站
的餐廳。那時候餐廳幾乎空無一人，於是我買了一杯咖啡、一包餅乾——巧克力餅乾。我非常喜歡巧克力餅乾。那裡有好多空桌子，我挑了一張靠窗的。坐下後我開始做字謎遊戲。我一直很喜歡玩字謎遊戲。
幾分鐘後一個男人坐在我的對面。他除了個子高沒什麼特別的。事實上，他看上去像個典型的城市商人——你知道，黑色套裝和公文包，我沒說什麼，繼續做我的字謎遊戲。突然他把手伸到桌上，打開了我那包餅乾，拿出一塊，蘸了蘸他的咖啡，很快塞進嘴裡。我簡直不能相信自己的眼睛！我震驚得一句話也說不出來。不管怎麼說，我不想小題大做，所以我決定只當沒看見算了。能不惹麻煩，我儘量不惹麻煩，我只是拿了一塊餅乾，又回到我的字謎游上。
那個男人拿第二塊餅乾時，我沒抬頭，也沒出聲，裝出一副對字謎很感興趣的樣子。幾分鐘後，我不經意地伸出手，拿出了最後一塊餅乾，然後看了看那個男人。他正怒氣衝衝地盯著我。我不安地把餅乾放進嘴裡，並決定離開。我正要起身離開時，那個男人突然推開椅子，急匆匆地走出了餐廳。我感到很輕鬆，決定等兩三分鐘再走。我喝完咖啡，疊好報紙，站了起來。只見桌上，放報紙的地方，放著我的那包餅乾。